Ping Pong Affair

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Originally uploaded by brianvan.

MoDo may have a point...some men are unnecessary. When acclaimed director Woody Allen says crap like this:

"All the women I went out with were basically my age," he says. "Now, here [with wife Soon Yi], it just works like magic. The very inequality of me being older and much more accomplished, much more experienced, takes away any real meaningful conflict.

So if I reading this correctly, Woody Allen finds it more harmonious [Woody loves jazz] to be with a woman 35 years younger, much less accomplished and naive. [Insert Michael Jackson joke here]

Alright, this is a revelation.  Instead of pursuing a career, I should be chasing down 70 year old men in order to be in a harmonious marriage. Ladies, get thee to the nearest nursing home ASAP!