Xanadu
Thanks to comic Jess Wood for tipping me off to some good vibrations at Tuesday's Chicks and Giggles show! The Elexa vibrating ring is part of a line of Trojan products made especially for women's pleasure, and can be found conveniently at CVS or Duane Reade. However, if you live in Colorado, Georgia, Kansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Texas, and Virginia---then you are ass out! It cannot be sold in those states. Attention "fly-over states" ladies: please write to your Senator and change this law immediately. This is another reason that I am so happy to live in New York. The girl on the cover looks like a disco queen from the 70's and you can "Xanadu" me any time with this product.
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