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Xanadu

Elexa Vibrating Ring

Thanks to comic Jess Wood for tipping me off to some good vibrations at Tuesday's Chicks and Giggles show! The Elexa vibrating ring  is part of a line of Trojan products made especially for women's pleasure, and can be found conveniently at CVS or Duane Reade.  However, if you live in Colorado, Georgia, Kansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Texas, and Virginia---then you are ass out! It cannot be sold in those states. Attention "fly-over states" ladies: please write to your Senator and change this law immediately. This is another reason that I am so happy to live in New York. The girl on the cover looks like a disco queen from the 70's and you can "Xanadu" me any time with this product.

Pets

penthouse club

About a year ago on a cold Monday night, I waited in line to get into the Penthouse Executive Club, so that I could attend the Pet Of the Year party and write about it for Black Table. The party is tonight, but I didn't hassle RKB about going. The whole party was a blur of boobs and boorish men.  I really gotta respect the women that work at  strip clubs.  You know that they hear the dirtiest come-ons from patron that would make the HollaBackNYC blog blush.

Rubber Duckie

Despite the wind, rain and a red umbrella that stubbornly refused to protect me from the downpour, last night I went to the Museum of S*x for a class.  Ducky Doolittle was teaching a class titled, "How To Pop His Rocket". Me, along with about forty women, came to the class seeking answers.  Ducky was great!  Her knowledge was practical and she is really funny and down to earth.  I will be writing a piece about the class for another publication, so I won't tell more right now.  However, I highly recommend taking one of the classes that Ms. Doolittle will be teaching this fall.

• November 9 @ 7PM: Creative S*x: Imaginative Ways to Keep Sparks Flying
• December 14 @ 7PM: VaVaVoom: The Art and Nature of Being Seksy

The classes are $25 and you get the check out the Museum's current exhibition, "Men Without Suits: Objectifying the American Male Body"

Free Fallin'

Tomorrow (June 11) is the Third Annual "Free Your Pu55y" at  Lava Gina at 8PM.  The party is so much fun and so freeing.  The women come dressed to the nines in their finest summer dresses sans underpants.  The men come willing and able and fully clothed.  Everyone mingles, dances, eats and drinks.

A few days ago I found this site, Joan Lloyd's Women Without Panties.  It's a journal of women who write in why they don't  wear panties. Here's a hot excerpt:

My partner of six years loves the fact that I never wear underwear. He first found out on our second date. He took me out to a nice restaurant for a meal. I was wearing a fairly low cut top and a mini skirt. During the meal as we sat close together I felt his hand resting on my thigh. It didn't move for a while and then ever so slowly his fingers began to creep under the hem of my skirt. I parted my legs slightly as he got higher and higher.

The Man In The Boat

 

When I heard about this from T-Muffle, I almost died.
The cat is just not that into you!

• Just because you missed the bowl, they don't make toilets bigger.
• It's not hiding, you just haven't found it yet.
• If you can't find the cl!t, then you must quit.

In The Flesh

Saturday, I got a press pass to gain entry into the Erotic Expo New York. I wanted to go so that I could write a piece for an online magazine.  The line was long and security was tight at the Penn Pavillion.  You had to present two forms of ID to security and they searched your bags.  There was a long queue full of young men waiting to pay their $25  to get in. Once I got upstairs, I found what all the fuss about.  There were booths for  DVDs, lingerie, paddles,smut magazines, toys, chain mail dresses,lubricants and the Museum of Sex.  One of the more interesting booths is the one for a law firm.  They specialize in First Amendment and Intellectual Property.  Luckily I got pictures of Tera Patrick and Vanessa Del Rio. The Expo was cool but not shocking. After less than a hour at the Expo, I left and walked to the East Village because that's where the real freaks are.

Flesh For Fantasy

Don Lykins, Seks Columnist for the Tampa Bay Times, has a  list the top 5 sexual fantasies for women. [Editor's notes in brackets]

Straight Women

1. Another Partner [Variety is the spice of life]
2. Forced sex with a straight guy [Sometimes we like it a little rough]
3. Watching someone else have sex[not porn]
4. Idyllic encounter with an unknown man [who are you? who cares?]
5. Lesbian encounter [watching the "L" Word with girls doesn't count]

Gay Women

1. Forced sexual encounters [the ladies room @the girls room]
2. Idyllic encounter with an established partner [let's try the nipple clamps, honey]
3. A heterosexual encounter [not just for procreating any more]
4. Recall of a past sexual experience[a dry spell, your nails are really long]
5. Sadistic imagery [The Dungeon]

Sex and Candy

Last night, I went to PowerHouse books for photographer Tony Ward's latest, The Best of Erotica.  It's a shame I didn't bring a camera as I hung out with Alexis and Matt.

And since nobody reads blogs on Fridays anyway...here's a little vitriol.

P.S. Don't believe what those hussies over at Daily Candy wrote, Sunday is NOT "Cryday the 13th". [huh!] Come to the Hot and Tasty Pre Valentine's Day party Sunday night at Lava Gina. 7PM...116 Avenue C   

Angel In A Centerfold

I bet the Google Searches for sexy stuff will skyrocket after this post. RKB and I went to the press preview for the Vamps and Virgins exhibition at the Museum of Sex (233 Fitfh Avenue) on Wednesday evening. The exhibition is part of a huge collection of pinups by vintage erotica collector Mark Rotenberg. RKB and I met author Anka Radakovich. Lucky Lawler from NYWaste was there enjoying the 3D pictures of pinup girls. The exhibition is wonderful and definitely worth checking out!